About the Author 

Warning: You’ve wandered into the ramblings of a crazy person. There’s a back button and some other buttons if you wish.

My name is Ashley Marie. I used to be ohyoureadoll. Here is my face: 

Here are some assholes you should definitely know:

Here are some things you might find on my blog:

  • Sloths
  • Lustings over men old enough to be my father
  • Liveblogging Conan and The Late Late Show (as well as fake news)
  • Film and television
  • Journalism or politics
  • College stuff
  • Incoherency 
  • Graphics
  • More sloths
  • Dogs (especially those in sweaters)

So here are a few things about me that you should know:

I currently live in Buffalo, NY, my love and my home, after living in New York City, my other love and home, for a little over a year and a half. I’m a second year Communication major at University at Buffalo shooting for a certificate in Journalism. I write the news as an intern extraordinaire for a station I’m in love with. I’m the editorial editor for my school newspaper. I want to be a war/foreign correspondent and then an anchor/show host. I want to work at CNN or BBC someday, but I’d be happy with a job anywhere. I’ve already planned out my show. I used to be a music student, so that was cool. People like Anderson Cooper and Brian Williams are the reasons I’ve chosen this career, but I have several influences to my personality and style, specifically Conan O’Brien and George Carlin.

Other inspirations: Harvey Milk, Billy Joel, Craig Ferguson, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Paul Dinello, Bea Arthur, Scott Hamilton, NPH, David Javerbaum, Tim Gunn, Alexander McQueen, Neil Hallsworth, Tim Hetherington, Patti Lupone, Christina Hendricks, Bernadette Peters, Lady Gaga, Lewis Black, John Hodgman, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Colin Firth, Dita von Teese, Wally Lamb, and John Steinbeck. 

I like to write rants and dark comedy on the side. I read a lot. I still watch cartoons. I drink a lot of scotch. I crush on men between the age of 35 and 55. I still use the Oxford comma. I like tattoos and piercings. I sometimes sculpt. I met Stephen Colbert once, and that was the awesomest. I‘ve also met Tim Gunn, Paul Dinello, John Oliver, Soledad O’Brien, Glenn Beck, David Puente, Miranda Sings, and Opus Moreschi (you’ve probably never heard of him).  I live without regrets and reservations, and I refuse to apologize for my antics. I use “that’s what she said” a lot. And like Michael Bolton, I’m a major cinephile. 

You can check out my twitter on my main page. But only my pigeons get my facebook. Sorry guys. 

Here are some good tags you should check out:

Ashley’s Wanderlust

My Love My Home

Home Sweet Home

About Me

GPOY

I hallucinate white rabbits




Thank you, god, for making me an atheist.

Professional badass Ashley Marie was born several years ago in Buffalo, New York. Out of all the things she enjoys, sexual innuendo and inappropriate jokes, awkward situations, dogs in sweaters, sloths, and scotch rank the highest. The things she loathes are ants, street grates, weird shadows, to-do lists, and obnoxious drunk girls. Ashley is an outgoing introvert who is fluent in sarcasm, occasionally pretentious, slightly neurotic, usually creepy, and definitely crazy. Her lifelong goals since 2006 are to work at CNN as an anchor, where she will frequently feel Anderson Cooper’s biceps, and to stop referring to herself in the third person. After living in NYC for a couple years, she currently resides in Buffalo as a news intern and editorial editor but spends most of her time in the dampest basement in Beaver, where she dances under a variety of names. CBS cares.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT WETBISCUITMCGLEE:

"you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to set your genitals on fire" --scullster

"corrupting cunt who'd love nothing more than to fuck her professors" --jessthecoconut

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