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The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.


if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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  • me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"
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Me listening to classical music on the radio...
  • Me: omg I like this piece
  • Me: wait I know this one hold up
  • Me: what is this thing called
  • Me: literally wtf is this piece
  • Me: I've even PLAYED THIS
  • Me: I am a HORRIBLE musician