bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

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  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

dutchster:

people who take text posts seriously are the reason i’m a serial killer

tagged → #about me #queue r s

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

tagged → #about me #queue r s
francounjamed:

my future tombstone

francounjamed:

my future tombstone

Ideal man:

coolcatlena:

  1. Dresses well
  2. Has an accent
  3. Good taste in music
  4. High cheekbones
  5. Can cook
  6. Good sense of smell
  7. Is a doctor
  8. Can jump over large objects
  9. Eats people
  10. Is Hannibal Lecter

bosston:

You can’t threaten me with abandonment. I’m the queen of detachment.