"Delight…lies in flawed words and stubborn sounds."
Ashley Marie is 99 percent evil, 1 percent hot gas. The things she enjoys most are dogs in sweaters, sloths, scotch whiskey, laughter during inappropriate moments and awkward situations. She's also a fan of a good strudel. A writer, a bitter alcoholic and a lover of all things vulgar, she is working to become a journalist somewhere – if all goes according to plan – she won't be killed. In her free time, she likes to sit in the dark laughing to herself and writing things too many people will read. She currently resides in Basically-Canada and
works in the dampest basement in Beaver.