the imperfect is our paradise
Ashley Marie is 99 percent evil, 1 percent hot gas. The things she enjoys most are dogs in sweaters, sloths, scotch whiskey, laughter during inappropriate moments and awkward situations. She's also a fan of a good strudel. A writer, a bitter alcoholic and a lover of all things vulgar, she is working to become a journalist somewhere – if all goes according to plan – she won't be killed. In her free time, she likes to sit in the dark laughing to herself and writing things too many people will read. She currently resides in Basically-Canada and
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[gorgeous opera singing] BITCH
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
