sovietgirlfriend:

jillusiveman:

yorickat221b:

i see your *looks into the camera like I’m on the office* and raise you *looks into the camera like I’m frank underwood*

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All day every day

wetbiscuitmcglee

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

tagged → #about me #dogs
and suddenly i realised…

denchgang:

…i was my own problematic fave

tagged → #tru #about me
Anonymous asked: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

dicksplit:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got funds, hun

tagged → #about me

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

boyswanna-be-her:

my life is a mix of 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol.