“Delight…lies in flawed words and stubborn sounds.” Ashley Marie is 99 percent evil, 1 percent hot gas. The things she enjoys most are dogs in sweaters, sloths, scotch whiskey, laughter during inappropriate moments and awkward situations. She’s also a fan of a good strudel. A writer, a bitter alcoholic and a lover of all things vulgar, she is working to become a journalist somewhere – if all goes according to plan – she won’t be killed. In her free time, she likes to sit in the dark laughing to herself and writing things too many people will read. She currently resides in Basically-Canada and works in the dampest basement in Beaver. CBS Cares. Tumblr (3.0; @wetbiscuitmcglee)http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/<p>ughhhhh i really want to take film and gender studies courses before i graduate but i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ll have time</p>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51286227094http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51286227094Sat, 25 May 2013 02:46:55 -0400i'm going to try and force it my spring semester but i have to pull my gpa way upwhich is possible i just ughhhh so much worki want to take some stuff for fun come oni'm in collage~<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shomangaka.tumblr.com/post/51268267917/cannes-film-festival-best-actors">shomangaka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Every one of them</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/97eed5da912dcd01156df989bfdfa9e4/tumblr_inline_mnbyyzdwtP1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>opened the freakin case</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a69a57ed6b91a4fc8b4d18b3e65ce6fa/tumblr_inline_mnbz2dKWaH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>to show his award,</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3628bfce564dbf237e539c50c38b6e73/tumblr_inline_mnbz4eLSxS1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>but not this cheeky motherfucker</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bb741b0065108d5a05440e0ad365348b/tumblr_inline_mnbz7c2K751qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>not until Quentin sees it he said, *you only get a sneak peak*</p> </blockquote>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51286013168http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51286013168Sat, 25 May 2013 02:41:14 -0400what is this post? a peak inside my wet dreams?christoph waltzmads mikkelsenjean dujardinjavier bardemsERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK I NEED A MOMENTcannes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyt6bpsCS1qlouemo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petal-girl.tumblr.com/post/50727646781/i-have-reblogged-this-like-10-times-and-am-tempted">petal-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have reblogged this like 10 times and am tempted to print off some copies and stick them on my wall/in my sketchpad/on my art teacher’s face</p> </blockquote>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51285629643http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51285629643Sat, 25 May 2013 02:31:16 -0400me with writing when i was in high schooli always wanted to write crime creative fiction and wasn't allowedf u c k thatabout meart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2caee2f2aa38b7bf1fd04ae0338ee36c/tumblr_mnccqlF4EL1rhd773o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve started naming my alarms after Gordon Ramsay insults.</p> <p>It only seems fitting.</p>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51285593516http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51285593516Sat, 25 May 2013 02:30:21 -0400they're usually like 6 am through 6:30 am but these are my weekend alarmsgordon ramsay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jese7iVT1qe6xdro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51284616443http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51284616443Sat, 25 May 2013 02:06:48 -0400uGHHH OKAY THIS LOOKS GREATonce i get my bus this is what's happeningsomeday :'))))ashley's wanderlust<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4bbc7cab560bcb18c5d5e19634efeb8/tumblr_mmu4uiG80u1sp6o8jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51284545443http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51284545443Sat, 25 May 2013 02:05:10 -0400u g hdita von teese<p>TRUST ME, if I had asks about Ramsay I would be answering the fuck out of them.</p> <p>DAMMIT TUMBLR WHY.</p>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283953328http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283953328Sat, 25 May 2013 01:52:00 -0400CURSE GOD AND DIEsrsly if any of you have asked me anything and i haven't replied that means i don't have iti'm actively talking through my ask box tonight with people so i promise you'll get a responsebut tumblr is shit lbrohhellosugarask<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b3fb52b7ef99c7123692179fbe7ff64/tumblr_mnbu99gG081rvs9xro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283876797http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283876797Sat, 25 May 2013 01:50:27 -0400conebone69coneezy obreezyconan o'brienLate Night with Conan O'Brienboob tube<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ada4020a28210d0f89559b1e4f42e2ae/tumblr_mnaj60WZbf1qa7aydo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283697546http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283697546Sat, 25 May 2013 01:46:37 -0400nohannibalboob tubemads mikkelsen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d48df2e211e013aa2152258affe9358/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2143d4a483a1af4cdedcaa933a16ae6a/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07e219db8c084631671b5565660265df/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f9914d539800a51cda9788373ed74f4/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3895c1f492a06ecc4c19a5a95bc2eff4/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ce7d35b24f89f5d8f40c2fc14efe2b1/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb94bc405e1729a7d164a530381eeca6/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d221c66281a73baa23eb1933a864d514/tumblr_mn9pyiBz611s8uzeno8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://codythemisfit.tumblr.com/post/51254443434">codythemisfit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gordonramsaygifs.tumblr.com/post/51169501097/how-to-cook-the-perfect-steak-x">gordonramsaygifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to cook the perfect steak <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4">x</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This fuckin asshole makes it look so eeeeeeaaasyyyyyy!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283664113http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283664113Sat, 25 May 2013 01:45:55 -0400i don't want to talk about it(vomits)gordon ramsayfood<p><div class="notification_inner clearfix"> <div class="notification_sentence"> <div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://wizardwaffle.tumblr.com/">wizardwaffle</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283325814/friendly-reminder-that-i-have-waited-for-buffalo">photoset</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283325814/friendly-reminder-that-i-have-waited-for-buffalo"> friendly reminder that i have waited for buffalo&#8230; </a> </em></div> <blockquote> <div>jealous ah</div> </blockquote> </div>   so buy a ticket and come up that week! :D</div></p>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283458242http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283458242Sat, 25 May 2013 01:41:00 -0400wizardwaffle(do it)replythat invitation is open to anybody eVERYONE COME UP IT'S GONNA BE GR10<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e558a8cac62298bb4e2f5186a6323ef1/tumblr_mncacnlQTT1rhd773o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66f4cba5b3532429ea6f57a35a28d8d6/tumblr_mncacnlQTT1rhd773o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>friendly reminder that i have waited for buffalo to be on that list since i moved back</p> <p>and now it’s there and i have a ticket</p>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283325814http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283325814Sat, 25 May 2013 01:38:47 -0400aND NOW I'M CRYING AGAIN I'M SO HAPPY YOU GUYS I CAN'TMY BOYS MY BAND I'M SO EXCITED I'M GONNA PUKEthe black keysmy love my home<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9622753fa423df60202bbaa9003f9447/tumblr_mna28sk42E1rcoly3o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cd6901171384fe2430135b6b6e5ea55/tumblr_mna28sk42E1rcoly3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7998e34f81032d41185a566f5e8f57f5/tumblr_mna28sk42E1rcoly3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66164369d2aa7dcfe80f7d814277757c/tumblr_mna28sk42E1rcoly3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4fda49dfd0b7b4b74023d0f47da6101/tumblr_mna28sk42E1rcoly3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/391f334768811e19a12fcee3e865aec7/tumblr_mna28sk42E1rcoly3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283082116http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283082116Sat, 25 May 2013 01:33:50 -0400these fucking man children i stgstellaboob tube<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bc42ed748c169254358f6126576dae6/tumblr_mmn827Y3eb1rnmg3vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yellowbrickrose.tumblr.com/post/50176674340">yellowbrickrose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reblog if u understand this inspirational message</p> </blockquote>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283008569http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51283008569Sat, 25 May 2013 01:32:22 -0400art poetry the meaning of lifei like music<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abe4cae5e43a45790568e61d4b56e1fe/tumblr_mn9rc8o6S21qlaxrxo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mondoleon.tumblr.com/post/51171565545/guten-tag">mondoleon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>guten tag</p> </blockquote>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282943996http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282943996Sat, 25 May 2013 01:31:04 -0400i just snortedloudlyjfcdeutsch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b669349ebec8c6f2ee5467ee6499d69b/tumblr_mn4ktqyidd1qj28qwo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282905132http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282905132Sat, 25 May 2013 01:30:19 -0400about mellsboob tube<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e93d43d9d2ea855a08a6fc8e97e07f40/tumblr_mmcem65sTB1rnohuto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc1820f554e5349dff04bcca70138b64/tumblr_mmcem65sTB1rnohuto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282699421http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282699421Sat, 25 May 2013 01:26:16 -0400i just watched this the other day i feel it'd be absurd if i watch it again but i'm probs going todjango unchainedfavourite filmsfilms“Living vitally is not easier than living morbidly – it’s just better. People are all we’ve got.”<br/><br/> - <em>Stephen Colbert (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aasifmandvi.tumblr.com/">aasifmandvi</a>)</em>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282672655http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282672655Sat, 25 May 2013 01:25:45 -0400this is beautiful oh manyou are perfect to mehunnibistephen colbert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0759cdb2fa42765cc3a5e15a11b08f2c/tumblr_mm6am6qlfd1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282615115http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282615115Sat, 25 May 2013 01:24:40 -0400some of my closest relationships have formed because of music and thank fuck for thatif nothing else my years and years as a music intended major got me thati like music<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galacticdrugdealer.tumblr.com/post/51263971887/destielismylove-so-hows-this-going-to-work-if">galacticdrugdealer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://destielismylove.tumblr.com/post/51248916562/so-hows-this-going-to-work-if-we-include-hannibal">destielismylove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So how’s this going to work if we include Hannibal into one of the BIG FANDOMS? Superwholockibal? Superhaniwholock? Someone tell me!</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f64b9946aadc602908090bca220bd73b/tumblr_inline_mnbwnnTxyN1r6f3b4.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282557514http://wetbiscuitmcglee.tumblr.com/post/51282557514Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:32 -0400no is the only answerhannibalstay the fuck away from me