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They ship themselves.

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I hallucinate white rabbits




Thank you, god, for making me an atheist.

Professional badass Ashley Marie was born several years ago in Buffalo, New York. Out of all the things she enjoys, sexual innuendo and inappropriate jokes, awkward situations, dogs in sweaters, sloths, and scotch rank the highest. The things she loathes are ants, street grates, weird shadows, to-do lists, and obnoxious drunk girls. Ashley is an outgoing introvert who is fluent in sarcasm, occasionally pretentious, slightly neurotic, usually creepy, and definitely crazy. Her lifelong goals since 2006 are to work at CNN as an anchor, where she will frequently feel Anderson Cooper’s biceps, and to stop referring to herself in the third person. After living in NYC for a couple years, she currently resides in Buffalo as a news intern and editorial editor but spends most of her time in the dampest basement in Beaver, where she dances under a variety of names. CBS cares.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT WETBISCUITMCGLEE:

"you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to set your genitals on fire" --scullster

"corrupting cunt who'd love nothing more than to fuck her professors" --jessthecoconut

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