Anonymous asked: Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

that and between geoff asking “sexy gnome?” and ray saying ‘I would put a mushroom up my ass for $500/hour” idk how I didn’t choke from laughing too hard

i’m so happy like seriously is it my birthday?

tagged → #muchmoremajestic #reply
"I need you, Internet, I need you badly!"
— Geoff after hearing that Ryan was a professional model. (via biteoutofyou)

basebasebasebasebase:

i find it oddly reassuring that ryan haywood’s sex appeal has been causing people to make questionable decisions for decades

as soon as he starting hesitating i was like oh my god this is it

vaticanroulette asked: prepare yourself for the gnome story. that is all.

I JUST GOT TO IT I’M LITERALLY SOBBING I’M GONING TO F UCKING DIE

thefilmstage:

The first poster for Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight confirms a 2015 release in 70mm.

thefilmstage:

The first poster for Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight confirms a 2015 release in 70mm.

kenezbian:

hot young ryan has been:

  • a pool guy
  • a male model
  • an actor in theater productions

fucking hell

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave