January 2012
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whats-up-giggly:
christophernolans:
new years resolution
become tom hanks
That’s pretty much it, man.
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mom: I think I'll save one of those bottles of champagne until after daddy's surgery. Celebrate his--
me: --vicodin.
mom:
me:
mom: I have dibs.
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zeppelinofled replied to your photo: I have to tell you, Sara: he was rather mouthy…
You have a Beckham-sounding rabbit puppet?!!?!?!??! Why was I not informed of this and consequently provided with a location where I could purchase such a thing?
Ah yes, he was in my possession for a short amount of time before I shipped him off to Miss Sara J. to hold him for ransom against a certain...
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Oh god, I forgot how good The Family of Blood is.
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THEME CHANGE
Now midnight just needs to come along so I can pop this bottle of champagne and begin my #365films.
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December 2011
OH YEAHHHHH ABOUT TO GO GET SOME CHICKEN WING...
Thank you, Hebner Heights. Thank you for being my bitch.
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Anonymous asked: Hey, anons hitting on Ashley, get in line! <3 CA
Anonymous asked: Beautiful? Bah! You are sexy as hell. I would do naughty things to you involving a kilt and a white bunny puppet.
southerngaelic asked: I think you're amazing and I wish you every good thing in 2012 :3
therestlessone asked: We've never spoken before but I ADORE your blog!Hope you have a wonderful new year!Greetings form Croatia :D
Anonymous asked: I think you're a beautiful person.
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I need to change my theme.
If my blog looks wonky for a bit, don’t mind it—just messing around.
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
waiting-for-the-tardis:
Last chance today.
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mom: I don't mean to be nosy but where's the big bottle of wine that was on the table?
me:
mom: Did you drink it ALL?
me:
mom: And where's the little bottle that was there?
me:
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What Are You Doing New Year’s...
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riddles-inthedark replied to your post: 2012 Goals
GLASGOW?! cool. one day i’ll be in edinborough and we can get drunk together on weekends. yes? yes.
AYE, GLASGOW! I’m trying to rope a couple people into doing it with me, but god I want to be there. And absolutely, man, omg that would be legendary. And it gives me even more of an excuse to make frequent trips to Edinburgh.
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awkwardteenageblues replied to your post: Probably won’t go out tonight.
I WISH I COULD SPEND NYE WITH YOU. Instead, I’m going to watch my friends get sloppy and act like idiots! So much fun :/
BRITTANY, BB, I NEED YOU SO MUCH CLOSER~
2012 Goals
I really don’t have anything like lose weight or become a better person, because those really won’t happen (maybe the lose weight one, we’ll see). So here’s what I have so far:
Watch every movie on the IMDB Top 250
Get into University of Glasgow study abroad for next spring
Drink more single malt scotch instead of blended
That’s it.
Come on, you know I...
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factoseintolerant replied to your post: Probably won’t go out tonight.
Happy 2012, my friend :)
:D And the same to you, darling! Cheers!
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Probably won't go out tonight.
Not even being anti-social. It’s just there’s a reason New Year’s Eve is called Amateur Night in the drinking world.
And Ashley doesn’t get along with a room full of sloppy drunks.
(I just realized it’s only 1. Leave your judgments at the door.)
So I’ll probably be chilling out here, ringing in the New Year with my folks with a bottle of champagne all to my...
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ludetwodudeswithfood asked: six fucking percent! You love me! You really love me! *cries*
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hell-in-low-heels replied to your post: Ughhhh I knew I should’ve gone out.
Not to sound like an antisocial ass, but I’m a teensy bit glad you stayed in. I love it when all my pigeons are on my dash.
You’re lucky I love you fuckers.
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Ughhhh I knew I should’ve gone out.
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ohhellosugar asked: OH MY GOD. YOUR HAIR ON THE FORK. YOUR FACE. ALLY LAUGHING. I CAN'T. DYING. I LOVE YOU BOTH SO HARD.
Anonymous asked: Don't eat your hair, it's so pretty! :P <3 CA
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Watchfergusons:
ashley
what if you were actually eating your hair in that picture
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dinellove replied to your post: hell-in-low-heels replied to your photo: Youse…
Oh Paul, never stop teasing me with your sausage. No stop. No, don’t stop.
fergusons replied to your post: hell-in-low-heels replied to your photo: Youse…
omg for the first 2 seconds i saw that picture before i read the captino i thought you were eating your hair and i’m cackling and i can’t...
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hell-in-low-heels replied to your photo: Youse didn’t answer, so I got myself some toast…
Fuck you, Ashley, for making me crave waffles extremely crazily right now.
lolol whoops~
I wish I had waffles to taunt you with
but I can only tease you with my sausage.
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I had a whole pizza sub about 5 hours ago.
Would it be wrong for me to make myself a giant breakfast now?