February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Was going to apply for a job, remember that they...
Feb 28th
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“We live in this culture where everything is supposed to be so hip and so cool,...”
– Andrew McMahon (via f0rbrighterdays)
Feb 28th
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My dad used to say he would live to 100. Like surefire, no question about it. I don’t see him living to 60 at this point. That’s two years away. And it scares the ever-loving shit out of me to the point where I become completely emotionally crippled thinking about it.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Feb 27th
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IT'S AVOCADO, YOU CUNT.
Feb 27th
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“Last year, the prestige movies were crowdpleasing enough to reach a...”
– “The Artist” and the Oscars - NYTimes.com (via wonklife) Sorry, I suppose it should’ve gone to Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.
Feb 27th
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Researching chemistry professors for next...
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Listenwhosthatcumberbatchguy: 5 minutes of Ricky...
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preciousblueberries: I don’t watch Jimmy Kimmel on a regular basis but I really respect what he does. He does some really great things some times. He was behind the Tom Hanks Toddlers and Tiaras thing. Can’t get much better than that. 
Feb 27th
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Somehow knocked over my alarm while sleeping and missed my exam Called a racist that’s denying reality of an entire group of people Haven’t heard from my dad despite being told he’d call me when he wakes up (which is usually around 6) This day looks beautiful so far. I feel like Hitler in Germany.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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something about how time it owns us now: How the... →
wetbiscuitmcglee: temporaryareas: wetbiscuitmcglee: Or “sexist?” Or “homophobic?” I think my real question is how is it that we’re supposedly maturing and advancing but becoming offended by anything more and more? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, guys. Take a breath. … I’m sorry, Deanna, but there is not a single thing in this post that doesn’t contradict itself....
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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It is 4am. How the fuck are you getting phone...
Feb 27th
How the fuck has EVERYTHING become "racist?"
temporaryareas: wetbiscuitmcglee: Or “sexist?” Or “homophobic?” I think my real question is how is it that we’re supposedly maturing and advancing but becoming offended by anything more and more? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, guys. Take a breath. Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I really don’t appreciate a white woman telling me to “take a breath”. We’re maturing because...
Feb 27th
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ludetwodudeswithfood asked: Jack Nicholson is one of those people like Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep who are better than oscars.
Feb 27th
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
Feb 27th
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Dad's okay.
He’ll be in the hospital until tomorrow night with an infection. Sick and sore and on an IV and medication but fine. I’ll be over here, angry at myself and bitter over that man’s immune system.
Feb 27th
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How the fuck has EVERYTHING become "racist?"
Or “sexist?” Or “homophobic?” I think my real question is how is it that we’re supposedly maturing and advancing but becoming offended by anything more and more? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, guys. Take a breath.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Oh my god, one of my midterms was pushed back...
I’m so pleased. That’s 31 less pages of notes to review tonight.
Feb 27th
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The only person that unfollowed me tonight was someone that was also liveblogging the Oscars … what.
Feb 27th
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