on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
on a scale of Matilda to Carrie how good is your musical adaption
300 FAVOURITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
American Beauty (1999), dir. Sam MendesWelcome to America’s weirdest home videos.
my favorite hobby is not being a parent
redhead girls can get anything they want even if that shit’s dyed i do not give one single fuck you can put a fucking cigarette out on both my nuts idc at all
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
#PSA: Don’t do this.
PSA: Absolutely do this.
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen