christianborle:

n-ormlewis:

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

on a scale of Matilda to Carrie how good is your musical adaption

shots fired

tagged → #lmao #queue r s #broadway

cotilardmarion:

300 FAVOURITE MOVIES (in no particular order)

American Beauty (1999), dir. Sam Mendes

Welcome to America’s weirdest home videos.

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

almondmilkpapi:

redhead girls can get anything they want even if that shit’s dyed i do not give one single fuck you can put a fucking cigarette out on both my nuts idc at all

tagged → #holla #queue r s
mindelann:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

#PSA: Don’t do this.

PSA: Absolutely do this.

mindelann:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

#PSA: Don’t do this.

PSA: Absolutely do this.

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

tagged → #u rang #about me #queue r s