thank you god

thank you god

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone
“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”
“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”
“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.
Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone

“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

lmao i love that dolly gifset i reblogged earlier but dude what a fucking stupid question like “would you lift weights with me” fucking chill dude take a cold shower

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I mean I know it’s old I just didn’t know if it like recently surfaced or what but yeah it’s my first time seeing it and it’s fucked me up

nah i haven’t seen it anywhere since then and i fucking patrol the kevin spacey tag so yeah 10/10

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ugh. pablo’s sweet, pretty, innocent, cute face, man. i wanna team up with raúl and destroy him and make him beg like his life depends on it.

as always, my friend, you have the right goddamn idea

What is that spacey pic even from like is it new or is it old and I’m just behind

oh shit no man it’s old as dicks, i remember seeing it like 100 years ago on ONTD but i don’t think i’ve seen it since then

it’s a work of art lbr

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