the imperfect is our paradise
Ashley Marie is 99 percent evil, 1 percent hot gas. The things she enjoys most are dogs in sweaters, sloths, scotch whiskey, laughter during inappropriate moments and awkward situations. She's also a fan of a good strudel. A writer, a bitter alcoholic and a lover of all things vulgar, she is working to become a journalist somewhere – if all goes according to plan – she won't be killed. In her free time, she likes to sit in the dark laughing to herself and writing things too many people will read. She currently resides in Basically-Canada and
CBS Cares.
pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable
wavesofturmoil asked: Out of the blue, but your random Craig Ferguson references are too much, too much. Brilliant!
Why thank you, darling! I’ll be sure to compliment Craig next time he’s in my pants.
mrs-orange replied to your post: i want beer but that would require me to go to the…
*beams beer to you* oops just the empty bottle
email conversation after sending a picture for a flyer of a woman trying to put an axe through her computer:
- coworker: Great, now I have to add a "scandinavian-hatchet" tag for the CMS if we use that...
- me: My question is why don't we already have a scandinavian-hatchet tag?
- coworker: Well, we do have a general hatchet tag, but it's kind of, erm, buried. Hey-O!
drumaster802 replied to your post: Instead of telling you country names, Im going to give you homework, because Im evil and hoping youre bored. Do every country who took part in BOTH world wars. >:D
A fellow Buffalonian!? Cheers.
HI THERE!
i want beer but that would require me to go to the store
do you see my problem
The Korean promos speak to me on a spiritual level.
Hannibal Development
LMFAO
